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The Truth Is Out There at the Dreamland Resort (or Should We Say ‘Area 51?’)

The Truth Is Out There at the Dreamland Resort (or Should We Say ‘Area 51?’)

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Dylan Thuras: I love The X-Files. It is one of my favorite TV shows of all time. As of this recording, it debuted 31 years ago, which, God, makes me feel old. But here’s the thing about The X-Files. As a TV show, just like the writing, the plotting, it’s pretty hit or miss, to be honest. But as a concept, as a thing that entered my brain as an 11-year-old, it is near perfection. It ticks every possible box. It’s got rogue FBI agents, black goo, swamp monsters. It’s got government conspiracies about alien abduction, CIA disinformation. It has a group of hackers called the Lone Gunmen trying to help them. There’s the shadowy cigarette-smoking man trying to stop them. It is just, it is everything you could want.

But most importantly, for our story today, it had a healthy focus on the world’s most iconic secret base, Area 51. So I want you to picture this as an X-Files cold open. We see a lone researcher sleeping fitfully. It’s a man in his 60s. He’s got a long beard and a ponytail. He’s in a small desert home way out there in the middle of nowhere, the edge of nothing. But inside the home, it’s filled with radio scanners, computers, and photo equipment. And the scanners are active. They’re listening to this radio chatter from a secret Air Force base just a few dozen miles away. Suddenly, bang, bang, bang. Over a dozen FBI agents in full riot gear come crashing into the house, and the researcher is abruptly awoken. He sleepily stumbles into his mudroom to find agents with their shields up, their guns drawn. He’s handcuffed. They’re there because they think the researcher has seen something he should not have seen. It’s a good episode opening, you know? This is classic X-Files stuff. But here’s the thing. That scene is not from an episode of the X-Files. It is a true story.

Joerg Arnu: I’m looking at probably about six people, guns drawn, pointed at me, a riot shield in front of them in full riot gear, helmets on, bulletproof vests and all, the whole nine yards, in my hallway. And I’m like, I couldn’t think of anything better to say, what are you guys doing in my hall?